Guys, guys.
I'd like to propose a toast.
I know that I'm the one being honored tomorrow with a gold watch
for showing up to work 1000 consecutive days in a row,
but I want you to know, it's actually about you guys.
So... thank you.
Thanks, Benson. That's means a lot.
How do you do this?
How do you always get to work on time?
That is a great question, Thomas!
Did everybody hear that?
The guy knows how to think!
I got this far in life by doing one thing,
and that's playing is safe.
I set three alarm clocks every night, including this one.
And then I leave my toast and coffee out the night before
so it's ready for me when I wake up.
You eat stale toast?
Yes!
And I don't like it, not one bit.
But I know that it'll all be worth it the moment
that Mr Maellard honors me with that gold watch.
You must want that watch very bad, huh?
Oh, you have no idea how long I've wanted that thing!
But tonight,
I can finally stand before you guys and say
I did it!
Hey man, I don't mean to be a Debbie H. Donner here,
but don't you think it's a little bit early to celebrating?
I mean you still have to make it on time tomorrow.
Oh come on, Muscle Man,
what could possibly go wrong between now and then?
Hey Benson!
You're not gonna believe this,
these guys are celebrating 1000 something, too.
1000 test missions.
You guys are test pilots?
We sure are.
Hey, I'm Tango, and this is Stache.
Wait, you're not Stache?
No, I'm Tango, he's Stache.
Why don't you join us for some wings,
then we're celebrating our 1000 together!
More wings?
Benson likey, and I am Benson!
I'm not sure more wings is a good idea, Benson.
You don't want to eat yourself into a food coma again.
Yes, perhaps you've done enough winging for one night.
Look, I can handle it guys, it's just one round.
It's just...
well, sometimes people do things they regret on a bellyful of wings.
That's all we're saying.
Don't worry guys, I got it under control.
Oww... my head.
What happened to me?
What could possibly go wrong between now and then?
Hey Benson! You're not gonna believe this,
these guys are celebrating 1000 something, too.
Mordecai and Rigby!!!!!
Where am I?
Ah.... I only have 3 hours to get back.
How am I ever.......
Wait, a road, I'm saved.
Come on, come on, pick up!
Hello?
Pops, it's Benson.
Oh Benson, are you ok?
I'm fine, Pops, listen.
Could you put Mordecai and Rigby on
so I can screaming at them for ruining my life?
They're not with you? Oh...dear....
They didn't come home last night,
we're all worried sick.
What the hack happened last night?
I'm afraid I don't know.
Well, whatever it was left me stranded out in the desert.
Can you come pick me up?
Oh of course!
Where in the desert are you exactly?
Er... hold on, let me see.
Great.
Oh, a car!
Hey, hey stop!
Can you tell me what road this is?
Sure.
How about right after you tell me if this hurts or not?
Benson? Hellooo?
What on earth you're arresting me for?
Benson, you're all right!
You!!
Heh, knock yourself out.
What did you do to me??
- Do you..... not remember anything? - No!
Get off of me and I'll tell you!
Here's what happened....
Benson! Benson!
The wings just kept coming.
Both of our engines were on fire,
but somehow we managed to
crash-land right in the middle of the hot-tub party.
I wish I was cool like you guys.
Instead, I'm being honored tomorrow for playing it safe.
Ouch.
Yeah, that's rough.
If you want to be honored tomorrow with some Grade-A-Guts,
you should drive up to the ceremony in the mach infinity.
Yeah, it's the supersonic car we just test-drove.
Seriously?
I didn't know that car actually existed.
Nothing can drive that fast.
You'd been taking a big risk,
but in a cool way.
I don't know, Benson.
You might be risking more than just that gold watch.
It's worth it!
Just make sure your lift-to-drag ratio stays level.
You don't want to go into a high-G maneuver.
High-G maneuver!
Alright, here goes.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
That's crazy.
Yeah, you landed about a mile away but the car kept going and ended up on the road.
Yeah, when we went to go find you,
The cop arrested us for speeding.
We even showed him our government clearance card which allow us to speed.
But he just ripped it up.
He was like, nyah nyah...
I'll go try to talk to this guy.
Huh, hi sir.
Huh, I kind of have to be somewhere by 9.
And...
Well, we wouldn't want you be late.
Now, would we?
No, we wouldn't. Sir.
Well, son, the soonest I can open that door for you is ...
9:01 a.m.
He didn't even look at anything.
He just make that time up to be a jerk.
Open your mouth again, pretty boy, and you're getting the hose.
That won't be necessary.
Pops, how did you find us?
Oh, it was quite simple.
While you were being arrested.
I happened to hear the distinctive mating call
of a chubby-necked chicken vulture in the background.
I tried to use your computing device to look up its habitat on the Internet.
But I got scared.
So I called Thomas over and he found it without any trouble at all.
Well, Pops, that's amazing.
Now, officer, please allow me to pay you whatever fines they've accrued
And we'll be on our merry way.
Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Bribe?
Pops, you can't arrest him for no reason.
Yeah, you think you're above the law?
On this quarter-mile stretch of highway I'm the law.
You'll sit tight while I find the bigger hose.
Well, you ruined my life, again.
What? We have nothing to do with it.
I woke up in a military jumpsuit , strapped to an ejector seat.
Of course you have something to do with this.
Wow, Benson, nobody put those wings inside you but you.
Just because we partly like handsome maniacs doesn't mean you didn't have a choice.
Ah... you are right.
I decided to take risk and this is the price I paid.
We've tried everything but this cop won't listen to reason.
Maybe you can't reason your way out of this one.
Maybe the solution is ... Another risk.
Okay, I got an idea.
What in tarnation happened here?
Oh, it was terrible.
They ganged up on me and beat me up before they escaped.
Escaped? Nobody escaped from my...
I can't believe that worked.
Yeah, I figured Pops' head would only hide two or three of us, tops.
How much time until the ceremony ?
Less than an hour.
We can take carmenita .
She's too slow.
It's your only chance, Benson. How bad you want that watch?
More than anything.
Prefect, let's go.
See you at the ceremony.
What?
Come on...
Get out to the car.
It took me 30 years to grow this thing.
what the...
Where are you going, boy?
Yes, I made it.
Hey, how did you guys get here before me?
It's a miracle.
Well, I don't know about miracle, but..
Dude, where have you been for the last three months ?
What?
What probably happened is that you went so fast.
that you actually traveled three months into the future.
We all thought you were dead, man.
That if this isn't my gold watch ceremony.
it's my...
Memorial service.
And who are all of these guys?
They're applicants for the Park manager position.
They're waiting until after the service to be interviewed.
Mr. Maellard, about the gold watch...
Uh, I'm gonna have to say no.
I've always been a stickler for the rules.
Hey, man, I wish you're not dead.
No, without that watch, I'm dead.
Benson, stop. The infinity 's reverse gear could tear a hole in space time.
I have to take that chance.
Now, there goes a man who takes risks.
Come on.
I... I never knew...
It's working.
Told you he make it.
9 a.m. on the dot.
You did it, my boy.
It's beautiful.
I brought us some wings to help us to celebrate.
Sorry, muscle man, not this time.
Come on, it's only one wing.
Oh, my head.
Where?
Ah... come on.
All right, dude. You ready?
I was born ready.
Now stop talking and hit me.
With precision.
Dude, that was like really close this time.
Yeah, I think I'm getting the hang of the tension, and...
Oh, hey, Benson.
Did you put pizza all over the house??
Don't deny it! I saw you!
I saw you put pizza all over this house!
And you! You're just as guilty.
Don't think I didn't see you do the whole thing!
Guess what? You what?
You're clean it, too! Don't worry!
You make me so angry!!!
Is that what you want?
This is a pressure washer.
Do you know how to use it?
You better! Otherwise, I'm gonna fire you!
You're cleaning every last inch of this house or you're fired!
Do I make myself clear?!
All right, let's get this over with.
Come on, I want to use the wand.
No way, dude.
It's a power washer.
You need to have power to control it.
You're too small for this thing.
Come on, I got a low center of gravity,
Nothing can knock me over!
All right, dude.
Give me some juice, but start slow.
Ok, this is good.
Are you sure you don't want it higher?
There are all these other numbers on here.
Nope.
I can't take this!
I'm turning it up!
No, don't do it!
I can help!
Dude, no!! I'm handling it!
So, I can pick up my car tomorrow?
That's great!
Mordecai, help!
Dude, I'm trying!
Dude, who turned it off?
Oh, no....
Sorry Benson, we know.
Yeah, we'll repaint some of the messed-up parts.
That's not good enough!
You have to repaint the whole thing or the paint won't match.
What?!
But the whole thing's like the size of a house!
Yeah, that's the idea.
You have till the end of the weekend.
Geez, typical Benson, right, dude?
Whatever.
Let's just get started.
You know, I was right there with you until the whole get started part.
We got all weekend.
Let's play some video games.
You know, bro out.
No.
Have some bro time.
Rigby.
Get in the bro-zone.
Just stop it, ok?
All right, what gives?
I got plans with CJ tomorrow,
and now I have to ditch her because you never listen to me.
I don't have time for this kind of junk anymore, ok?
Come on, dude. I bet we can finish it all today.
Then you can still see CJ tomorrow.
I mean, we paint stuff all the time, right?
I don't know...
We get some tunes, some sodas,
and bro it out like couple bros.
All right, dude.
Classic bro time, let's do it.
We're not gonna finish this today.
You totally tricked me with your bro talk.
Relax, you'll still be able to hang out with CJ.
How will I do that if I'm stuck here painting walls all day?
This wouldn't have happened if you just listened to me in the first place.
Ok.
I can see how this is kind of my fault.
"Kind of"?
Ok, ok, more than kind of.
Look, you go hang out with CJ.
I'll finish this up.
Yeah, right.
The whole thing?
It's ok, I got this.
Really?
Yeah, no problem.
Really?
Yeah, you go.
Bros helping bros.
Well, thanks.
I'll see you when it's done.
All right.
Solo bro.
Uno bro.
Bro number one.
Bro number two is with his lady.
And that's cool with bro number one.
♪ Bro-dy, bro, bro, bro, one bro.♪
Time for a bro break.
I hope you saved room for dessert.
We always save room...
for doughnuts!
♪ We'll return to " Carter and Briggs meet RGB2" after these messages.♪
♪ Stealth.♪
♪ What is it that you need? ♪
♪ Stealth.♪
♪ Paint your house for free. ♪
♪ Stealth. ♪
♪ This week only, ♪
♪ be a part of our new experimental test phase, ♪
♪ and we'll paint your house for free! ♪
♪ Call now! ♪
♪ Stealth. ♪
♪ A subsidiary of the U.S. Government. ♪
What the...
Afternoon, citizen.
Who are you?
I'm a stealthco agent from Stealthco Corporation.
Wait, I was just calling a "stealthco" about getting my house painted.
I know.
Just need you to sign the contract.
Ok.
Dude, this is like a million pages long.
Just sign here to get started.
And here.
Uh, initial here for us to paint the inside.
And it's still free, right?
Nice!
Fingerprint here.
Retinal scan.
Aaaaaand...
Blood sample.
Excellent, you are a true patriot.
We'll be done on a few hours.
Go ahead.
Go relax.
And please accept this complimentary fleece pullover courtesy of stealth co.
I don't know.
It's just one of those things like 'whoa'.
You know.
Yeah, I totally know.
Hey, Mordecai.
Shouldn't you be painting the house?
Should I?
Your most relaxing drink, please.
I'm on it.
Yes, you should.
Quit messing around and go finish the job.
You can call off your dogs, Mordecai.
I'm done.
Because I listen to you.
See? You had nothing to worry about.
Yeah, alright.
Cool.
Thanks, Rigby.
No problem, bro.
Eileen?
This is just hot water.
It's good for your digestion.
So what do you wanna do for the rest of the weekend?
I don't know.
Maybe check out that loaded potato place.
What?
It's a baked potato filled with stuff.
No.
Look.
Rigby, where's the house?
I don't know.
It's supposed to be right...
What happened?
Okay, this is weired.
What did you do?
I..
You know.
I just hired some professionals.
Rigby!
What?
What kind of guys did you hire?
Professional guys!
They seemed legit!
I even signed this contract.
Rigby.
This says stealth co.
They made our house stealth!
What does stealth mean?
I can't believe you didn't even read the contract.
They gave me the gist of it!
Look, the stealth co guy is right there.
We'll just tell him to fix it.
Hey, dude.
This isn't...
What we...
want..
What the...
Where is he?
Over here.
Is that a piece of cardboard?
Good eyes, citizen.
Yes, these are satisfying results.
As per our agreement, your house is no longer detectable by radar.
Yeah, or our eyes.
Look.
This was a misunderstanding.
We don't want this!
Well, that's perfect.
The test phase is over,
and in order to protect our formula,
we will be destroying the product.
As per our agreement, you will be reimbursed 500 dollars,
minus jet-refueling fees,
Which adds up to...
64 cents.
Jet-refueling fees?
Wait.
When are you removing the paint?
Let's wrap it up boys!
Roger that.
The jet will be here momentarily to destroy the house.
What?!
But, but,
How are you gonna blow up an invisible house, man?
With this tracking device.
Granny shot!
I would retreat to a safe distance if I were you.
Smoke bomb... bomb... bomb...
Dude, we got to get the tracking device.
Way ahead of you.
Rigby, stop!
We just have to get inside and get up there!
No, I got it!
Rigby!
I got it!
Dude, just do what i'm saying.
No! I can do it myself!
I can be a solo bro.
What are you talking about?
We were supposed to do this together!
Like we always do!
Then why'd you say that I could leave?
Cause you got your whole CJ thing.
And I wanted to help.
It just kind of feels like we don't hang out like we used to.
Look.
Sometimes I'm gonna be doing other things.
But you are my best friend!
I'm not ditching you, dude.
We're gonna die!!!!
We gotta get inside the house!
Dude.
It's the stairs.
It's the end of the hall!
That means the attic's right above us.
Where's the cord!
Got it.
Who was that?
I don't know, Rigby.
Maybe it's the broken attic ladder you said you'd fix last week.
Quit livin' in the past, man!
Approaching target.
C'mon.
I'll boost you up.
I don't know my way around the attic.
What, are you gonna boost me up there?
Just listen to me and I'll guide you.
Fine.
Now what?
The window's that way.
Watch out for the mirror!
Left! Right!
Turntable!
Bird cage!
Low-hanging beam!
Mousetrap!
Cobwebs!
Close your mouth!
Exposed wire!
The window is in front of you.
These buttered popcorn is good!
Hey! Get down from there!
It's not safe!
Target in sight.
Rigby, throw it!
Where?
As far as you can, dude!
We did it!
Bros!
How much do you think I can get from this?
50?
60?
And how about this sweet pullover I found in the trash?
Get rid of it! Get rid of it!
Missile tracking device.
No, not back to us!
No, no, no, no!
C'mon!
Open!
Why did I get extra butter?
C'mon!!!!
Darn it!
Lock and load.
Oh, man.
Your car.
Car?
What car?
I don't see any car.
Maybe it's invisible!
Kind of like the checks I'll be paying you with for the next 6 months!
And what happened to the house?
Yeah.
About that...